Dear RA Dickey, I believe in your ability to make the Philthies look like choads. Even bigger choads than usual. And there’s the DP. Sweet!

Bonus: gained 2 games on the Philthies. That was great how Dobbs did his Bill Buckner impression.

Most ppl are just a chromosome away from Down syndrome; Phil Hughes, maybe 1/2. Just in the face/neck. Nothing at all against Downsies!

Find a way to get Heilman back for an inning. RT @MetsWFAN: Mejia is warming up, Pelfrey could get an at bat in this inning. WWJD?

How friggin hard is it to just put the ball in play without getting under it?

Dear David Wright, I take it back.

1st inning & wright gets his 1st chance of the night to strike out w RISP.

Really? You’re going with Ollie? And he can’t throw a strike? Fucking shocking.

Welcome to the Angel Pagan show.

From http://bit.ly/cL0sTc: “Oliver Perez has officially been sent to the pen and will be used in low-leverage situations.” Fucking yay.