Jobu must be unhappy. There’s absolutely no reason at all why the Mets consistently don’t score more than a run or two when Johan starts. It’s gotten pretty ridiculous.

It’s also ridiculous that JJ Putz is so Heilmanesque.

There’s nobody else out there besides Ramon Martinez and Wilson Valdez? Ridiculous.

Speaking of Martinez, how the hell do you dislocate your pinky on a feet-first slide… Into home… With the catcher nowhere near you? You’re extra ridiculous.

Beltran and Reyes, I hope you get well soon.

Pelf, I hope you smoke those Pitt hitters tomorrow.

Maine, I hope you give Redding your flu so when he pitches, his mind’s not on blowing another start but on not soiling himself on the mound.

My only consolation is that the Phils face Peavy and are starting a guy named Bastardo. Heh. That’s ridiculous.