I am loving Eric Byrnes on #mlbtv

You’ve already shit in my oatmeal, Frankie; just go ahead & give up the walkoff homer now.

9th inning, Mets, time to start stealing signs so you can score 13 & take the lead… wait, Ollie’s pitching; he’d just walk 7 anyway.

Not only does everyone get that call anyway but Reyes was on the fucking bag. Stab that ump in the throat.

Check me out on the Daily Stache: http://bit.ly/buHY4N

That was freaking Brew-tal… weh weh weh.

Fonzie comeback? Don’t give Omar ideas- he likes has-been Latino players so much, he’d sign a Clemente jersey if he knew it was game-worn.

Outscored 16-0… Who are the fucking choke artists now, Hamels? Philthies, you have become the Mets’ bitches.

I think that recent skid was just a fluke; the Mets we’ve seen before & after that losing streak are the Mets we can expect all season.

#nymets 8, Philthies 0. No. Fucking. Mercy.